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Don't trust a Cheetah
With your Ryvita
Or I will nick it and I'll stick it up my nose
With just one packet
I'll make a racket
And then I'll crunch it into crumbles with my toes
Where Cheetahs come from
We're all so numb from
The boring jungle food we splat it on the wall
But for a biscuit I like to risk it
Because all Cheetahs love Ryvitas most of all
You mustn't pet me
You mustn't let me
In the cupboard where you keep your biscuit store
Cos if you do it
I'll just get through it
Crunch, crunch, crunch
And you'll find that you are hungry ever more
Introduction
Can you hear it in the jungle?
That jungle beat
Careful not to make a bungle
Or you'll be dead meat
There's lions and tigers
And cheetahs too
If you move a muscle
They'll be coming after you
Jungle rumble jungle rumble
Take a tumble if you dare
There are snakes and hairy spiders
So you better all beware
Jungle rumble jungle rumble
Now don't fumble with your feet
Just keep both ears to the ground and you will hear
That jungle rumble beat
If you're going on a rumble
You need a friend
Because if you even stumble
It'll be your end
There's Venus fly traps
And poisonous flowers
If you're gonna make it
Baby you'll need all your powers
This is a song of your choice.
Way down south down jungle way
The monkeys are having a baking day
They're gonna bake a pie so fine and so sweet
But the smallest little monkey will not eat
I don't like banana pie
You don't like banana pie
I don't like banana pie
Why why why?
Lions laugh
Tigers titter
Zebras zag and zig
Monkey mutter
Hippos holler
Jackals dance a jig
Snakes slither
Rhinos roar
Birds chirp and cheep
This jungle is too noisy
Squawk
No wonder I can't sleep
This is a song of your choice.